One of themes Russian propaganda is employing in its bid to
take over Ukraine is that Russia is the “big brother” in the Slavic familial
scheme of things and should be allowed to rule the roost.
They’re baiting the West into believing that Russia
must be part of the solution because Moscow knows how to deal with this
accidental-nation-failed-state-younger-brother-fascist Ukrainians. Bollocks!
Instead of “big brother” try this relationship:
Putin's Mr. Russia is the abusive, alcoholic husband, with a
long history of beating up his wife, Ms. Ukraine, who has wanted out of the
marriage pretty well since Day One.
After years of fighting, she was formally granted a divorce,
but the Police and Judges looked the other way as the drunk husband dragged her
back into his house. Mr. Russia repeatedly raped Ms. Ukraine, abused her
physically and psychologically. He nearly starved her to death. He called her a
fascist whore until some of her children actually started to believe it.
Finally, the Police and Judges agreed to let Ms. Ukraine
move out, but only if all the children agreed.
The Police and Judges told Ms. Ukraine that she should
really love Mr. Russia, that she would really be better off with him, that she
wouldn't be where she is today, if it wasn't for Mr. Russia.
Recently, on a drunken spree, Mr. Russia stormed into Ms.
Ukraine’s home and snatched away one of her daughters, Crimea. The Police and Judges
looked the other way, saying “He is the father, after all.” They cut off Mr.
Russia’s line of credit at the liquor store, he had a basement full of booze,
so didn't really care.
Mr. Russia is currently spending time with one of the other
children, the son called Donetsk, getting him drunk and urging him to move in
with him too. Donetsk finds Mr. Russia’s lifestyle appealing.
Mr. Russia has almost convinced the Police and Judges that
Ms. Ukraine is in fact a fascist whore, and that all of her children would be
better off with him.
Now, Ms. Ukraine wanted to get a gun to defend herself
against Mr. Russia. But the Police and Judges have told her to not even think
about it, they will not accept the Battered Woman’s Defense from a fascist
whore.
“It was her own fault, in the first place. Slut,” they said.